U.S. fans in Columbus, Ohio, make a "One Nation, One Team" statement ahead of the USMNT's World Cup qualifying match against Mexico on November 11, 2016 Nick Powell is under contract with Manchester United but out on loan at Hull City, so he wasn’t in Denmark for his club’s shockingEuropaLeague loss to FCMidtjylland. “No, I completely forgot—I was playing FIFA, if I was honest,” Powell told theDaily Mail. It’s probably for the best. Captain Wayne Rooney, who will reportedly miss two months with a knee injury, and world-class goalkeeper David de Gea, who hurt himself in warmups, were both missing from the lineup, adding to the club’s long list of injuries. Midtjytlland, which was only formed in 1999 and hadn’t played in over two months because of the Danish winter break, won 2–1.

Markieff Morris left his last Suns practice on a hoverboard United’s performance was bad enough that the poor fans who traveled across the North Sea to witness the defeat serenaded the team with a wonderfully vulgar chant. Dan GartlandLast Week Tonight's John Oliver addresses ex-FIFA official Jack Warner"Last Week Tonight" host John Oliver addressed former FIFA official Jack Warner via a paid television advertisement in which he pleaded with Warner to "release everything."

The title of Oliver's special, "The Mittens of Disapproval Are On," is a reference to Warner's political TV special aired on Trinidad's TV6earlier this month entitled, "The Gloves Are Off," in which he leveled his own claims against FIFAOliver's message to Warner hinted at Warner's supposed trove of information related to FIFA's wrongdoing.Warner has alleged that FIFA money influenced the 2010 Trinidad & Tobago national election.

"The point is, Mr. Warner, do not [unclear] the entire planet by promising spectacular FIFA regulations and not delivering. I am begging you, release everything, because, here's my argument: why the hell not? It's not like you're already potentially in a lot of trouble. Seriously, I've been looking through the indictment, and good luck with that." Watch John Oliver celebrate Sepp Blatter's resignation A U.S. indictment against 14 FIFA officials, which includes several other accusations, accuses Warner of accepting a $10 million bribe in exchange for steering the necessary votes needed for South Africa to host the 2010 World Cup.