About This Game

The ultimate race of life....

~Steven and the rest of the sperm were preparing for their big race, when all of a sudden, a horrific rush of spermicide began to attack and kill them all! Many (future) lives perished, but one survived - Steven!

Steven was fast and nimble, and managed to evade the threat! Now, all alone with the spermicide closing in on him ever so quickly, Steven must make it to the egg before it's too late! Will a child be born, or will the commanding contraception erase him from exquisite existence?~

Features!

• 6 awesome and unique stages! (12 stages technically if you count unlocking something that may... "modify" these levels a bit...)
  
• Challenging and addictive gameplay with satisfying sound effects that'll keep you playing for hours! (even if you die over and over again.)
  
• Charming game atmosphere with a late 90s PC game vibe, and lots of little quirks and details!
  
• Cool unlockable title screens and cosmetics to personalize your game!
  
• Achievements to help give some extra objectives and spicen up the stages after you've mastered them!
  
• Bonus videos that'll make you want to see what happens when you (or IF you can) 100% the game...
  
• A nice and simple High Score board to help track your accomplishments and improvement!

Can you make it to the egg and give birth to a beautiful life? Or will you perish and leave only failure in your wake?

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Title: Steven the Sperm
Genre: Action, Adventure, Indie
Developer:
Peter Simmons
Publisher:
Perfect Acorn
Release Date: 12 Sep, 2018

English

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Instead of writing an essay due in 2 days or going out this Friday night, I found myself determined to beat this game.

After being called out as a fake fan, I bought this game and was not disappointed. This game is the same genre as the "World's Hardest Game" flash game, meaning that the goal is to get from point A to point B without touching anything except coins and keys. The controls took some getting used to (I'm still not entirely used to them even after beating the game), as did the seemingly very precise hitboxes on everything, which can be both a good thing and a bad thing. As for presentation and graphics, what you see in the screenshots is what you get, for better or for worse. Personally I find it charming. The story is original, if not somewhat barebones. There is a twist in the form of the final boss, literally in that it was an unexpected story development, and in a meta way, as originally it seemed to be some plot point that was shoehorned in, but turned out to fit into the story well after some dialogue. Speaking of the final boss, it seemed to be unintentionally and incredibly hard, thanks to difficulty keeping track of Steven against the background, as well as excessive RNG elements. The rest of the game's difficulty, which is generally at the same level as the final boss, feels intentional, which makes completing each level a satisfying relief.

If the visual design of the game is off-putting to you, it probably won't be an enjoyable experience. But at 2 dollars, it's worth getting for the challenge alone.. Instead of writing an essay due in 2 days or going out this Friday night, I found myself determined to beat this game.

After being called out as a fake fan, I bought this game and was not disappointed. This game is the same genre as the "World's Hardest Game" flash game, meaning that the goal is to get from point A to point B without touching anything except coins and keys. The controls took some getting used to (I'm still not entirely used to them even after beating the game), as did the seemingly very precise hitboxes on everything, which can be both a good thing and a bad thing. As for presentation and graphics, what you see in the screenshots is what you get, for better or for worse. Personally I find it charming. The story is original, if not somewhat barebones. There is a twist in the form of the final boss, literally in that it was an unexpected story development, and in a meta way, as originally it seemed to be some plot point that was shoehorned in, but turned out to fit into the story well after some dialogue. Speaking of the final boss, it seemed to be unintentionally and incredibly hard, thanks to difficulty keeping track of Steven against the background, as well as excessive RNG elements. The rest of the game's difficulty, which is generally at the same level as the final boss, feels intentional, which makes completing each level a satisfying relief.

If the visual design of the game is off-putting to you, it probably won't be an enjoyable experience. But at 2 dollars, it's worth getting for the challenge alone.. Instead of writing an essay due in 2 days or going out this Friday night, I found myself determined to beat this game.

After being called out as a fake fan, I bought this game and was not disappointed. This game is the same genre as the "World's Hardest Game" flash game, meaning that the goal is to get from point A to point B without touching anything except coins and keys. The controls took some getting used to (I'm still not entirely used to them even after beating the game), as did the seemingly very precise hitboxes on everything, which can be both a good thing and a bad thing. As for presentation and graphics, what you see in the screenshots is what you get, for better or for worse. Personally I find it charming. The story is original, if not somewhat barebones. There is a twist in the form of the final boss, literally in that it was an unexpected story development, and in a meta way, as originally it seemed to be some plot point that was shoehorned in, but turned out to fit into the story well after some dialogue. Speaking of the final boss, it seemed to be unintentionally and incredibly hard, thanks to difficulty keeping track of Steven against the background, as well as excessive RNG elements. The rest of the game's difficulty, which is generally at the same level as the final boss, feels intentional, which makes completing each level a satisfying relief.

If the visual design of the game is off-putting to you, it probably won't be an enjoyable experience. But at 2 dollars, it's worth getting for the challenge alone.

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