My partner laughed at me and said it was a big fart. It was so bad that I clicked on the website my friend sent me and ordered it. I had never visited a website like this before. I think one day I will even consider buying a dummy myself.

I was fooled on April Fool's Day. Finally, the day passed and I was still suffering.

I had forgotten the real love doll torso when the courier knocked on my door, so I somehow signed for it…