The problem with marrying a really smart woman is because tend to get what they want most of time. When my wife was trying to convince me that really should get a Border Collie she brought out the ultimate trump card. "If we get a Border Collie," she said one afternoon, "I'll teach him to help you get a beer from the fridge." Of course we were to be able to get the puppy anyway but in offering this she gave me a graceful way to finally cave in line with her wishes. Such is marriage. So, after a…See More